Stolen from ~x-tangled-web-x because it too awesome and I'm procrastinating~

Put your username into this generator and answer the questions. [link]


1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Drinka Pinta Saffraan A Day

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
The Good Saffraan Kids Go For [does this count as reverse paedophilia?]

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
You Like Saffraan. Saffraan Likes You

4. How would you answer a booty call?
You Can't Get Quicker Than a Saffraan Fitter

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Don't You Just Love Being In Saffraan? [*chokes and dies*]

6. To someone you dislike?
Who Would You Have A Saffraan With? [death or a school of piranhas, presumably]

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
Better Ingredients, Better Saffraan [totally going to use that irl XD]

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
It's Shake 'n' Saffraan, and I Helped [.. they'd kill me]

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Saffraan Comes to Those Who Wait

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Get Serious. Get Saffraan [YES.]

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
The Saffraan is Mightier than the Sword [The Saffraan's hair will kill you slowly and painfully]

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
It's a Saffraan Adventure

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Nothing Works Better Than a Saffraan

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Saffraan's the Best Next To The Breast [... best life ever? Y/N]

15. Your last words before you die...
The World's Saffraan Marketplace

16. Your message to a special someone..
The Dirt says Hot, The Label says Saffraan

17. Title of this post will be..
Washing Machines Live Longer With Saffraan

I could not make this shit up even if my life depended on it.